Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket
New York - It could be game, set and match to the lead attorney in Chevron's impending RICO racketeering suit against a ragbag of Ecuadorean pollution scam fraudsters and their corrupt litigation backers. Randy Mastro, hugely successful former mob...
Read full storyEdward Snowden Takes Refuge in Benghazi
NSA leaker Edward Snowden can breath a sigh of relief after President Obama declared he would not scramble fighter jets to capture Snowden, shortly after learning Snowden had moved to Benghazi. "It's just a place the President would rather ignore...
Read full storyEgypt V Egypt V Brit Holiday Makers
Back and to the Left news has prided itself on throwing it's reporters headlong into the world's most dangerous situations to bring you the real stories. Somewhere which is about as safe as a hyperactive kid waving a lighter around in a firework fact...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just turned 27 and she says that she can already feel that she has matured quite a bit since being in rehab. Lohan, reportedly confessed, to a fellow patient, that even though she hates every minute of rehab she kno...
Read full storyNorth Korea's Kim Jong Un Tells Russia's Vladimir Putin He Will Take Edward Snowden Off His Hands
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency has just given the Russian leader Vladimir Putin a message. Kim Jong Un has officially stated that he is willing to send a military cargo plane to pick up the infamous NS...
Read full storySultry Pamela Anderson Back In The Saddle With Her Ex-Hubby Rick Salomon
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson at 46, is like the Eveready Bunny, the mature lady just keeps on going and going and lately she has been going quite a bit with one of her ex-husbands, film producer Rick Salomon. Salomon, 44, recently told Pico de...
Read full storyVice-President Joe Biden In A Show of Political Solidarity Will Have A White House Weenie Roast For Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and Rick Perry
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden asked the commander-in-chief if he could throw a little holiday White House Weenie Roast in the backyard of the White House. The president answered that he thought it would be a great idea and a fabulous...
Read full storyRob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley
HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series is singing some mighty happy tunes as he is dating Elvis Presley's beautifully stunning granddaughter Riley Keough. The two met in the frozen food section at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Beverly Hi...
Read full storyPresident Obama Places The Blame For The NSA - Edward Snowden Scandal On Sarah Palin's Lap
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama attended a Meet & Greet Luncheon that was sponsored by the prestigious Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency formerly The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering. The president was the keynote speaker and he address...
Read full storyA List of 10 More Companies That Have Dropped Paula Deen
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Former Food Network cooking show host Paula Deen has literally had her culinary world turned upside down like one of her famous peach cobbler upside down cakes. The 66-year-old Southern fried native of Savannah, Georgia says sh...
Read full storyFOX News Offers Edward Snowden A Job As The Director of Computer Technicians
NEW YORK CITY - Executives at FOX News have just issued a job offer to NSA leaker Edward Snowden. A spokesperson for the news network, Wally "Dimples" Kimsinetti, 31, told the news media that in the eyes of the guys at the "Fair and Impartial" net...
Read full storyObama Caught on Open Mike, Again!
Evoking an eerie sense of déjà vu, the President was once again caught seemingly unaware that he was speaking into an open microphone, apparently concealed beneath his omnipresent teleprompter. "Democrats will be killed in the mid-terms, once busines...
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