Duchess Kate gives birth to a boy and a girl!
LONDON - It's a boy and a girl for Prince William and Kate, Duchess of Cambridge. No, it's not twins... The former Kate Middleton gave birth to the couple's first child, a hermaphrodite, on Monday afternoon at a London hospital. The child weighs 8...
Read full storyPrince William Expected To Pull Through!
Prince William has been advised to spend tonight in hospital following the birth of his son at 4.24pm today. However, Dr Donald Dockter of London's St Mary's Hospital in Paddington, who is heading the team of doctors caring for the prince assured the...
Read full storyPalace Hit by "Royal" Baby Protest
Buckingham Palace was surrounded and cut off by hordes of protesters this evening as news was released that a baby boy had been born to William Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Gluecksburg, colloquially known as "Wills", and his specia...
Read full storyTexas governor Rick Perry signs controversial anti-cleavage law
AUSTIN, TX - Capping off nearly a month of intense media coverage and legislative gobbledygook, Gov. Rick Perry, R-Texas, signed a bill restricting cleavage on Friday. The measure effectively bans all cleavage in the state. Republicans have said t...
Read full storyNTSB Downgrades Six Flags
WASHINGTON D.C. - The investigation of the death of a woman on a roller coaster at Six Flags Over Texas by the NTSB has resulted in the park losing one of its flags. The park will now be called Five Flags Over Texas. Further incidents may result in a...
Read full storyZimmerman Law To Be Introduced To The Uk
After the acquittal of George Zimmerman by a jury in Florida politicians in the UK have been considering bringing in the UKs version of the "Stand Your Ground" law. Back and to the Left news understands that the first drafts of the law have already b...
Read full storyWorld awaits arrival of Royal baby
Fred Royal is confident that the new baby will arrive before the full moon descends upon the world. Hilda Royal was in labour because she thinks they are better then conservatives and Cameron is a ponce, not a pope. The Royals hope their baby will...
Read full storyLinguistic Balkanization of Congress Studied
Luci Tung, Phd. in Linguistic Research at Babel University, has recently released her groundbreaking study of the increase in disparity of the meaning of common English words as used by members of the U.S. Congress. She begins by showing how cultu...
Read full storyZimmerman Release Revoked Because When He Shot Martin He Wasn't 'Standing On His Own Ground'.
The judge in the Travon Martin murder case has revoked the decision on the killing that set shooter George Zimmerman free due a technicality. Zimmerman's defense had rested largely on the basis of the Florida 'Stand Your Ground' law that states that...
Read full storyBaby sibling joy for Justin Bieber as Princess Kate pops sprog
New York - News that his birth mother Kate Middleton is in labor has thrilled the 19 year-old entertainer as he prepares to fly to London to check out what the stork's just brought up - er...delivered! Bieber's own birth ancestry is shrouded in ma...
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