Bedbugs in the White House
Executive Housekeeper at the White House, Christine Limerick, in a recent interview with Rolling Rock, takeoff on Rolling Stone, only, as Harvey Bellichant, publisher states, "We're just smaller, ha, ha, you see, stone, rock," revealed that one reaso...
Read full storyEgyptian Book of the Dead predicted Cairo massacres
Egypt - An ancient Egyptian funerary text dating from around 1550 BC is credited with predicting the turmoil that has ravaged Cairo's civil war torn-streets. According to archivists at Luxor's Grateful Dead Museum the Egyptian Book of the Dead was...
Read full storyNASA does not take orders from Interior Secretary Sally Jewel
Washington - First mooted in 2012 by ex-House Speaker Newt Gingrich the massive lunar landgrab is being steamrollered into law by Democratic Texas Representative Donna Edwards. The politician and fellow Dem Representative Eddie Bernice Johnson [M...
Read full storyAndy Murray To Marry Fred Perry's Daughter
British number 1 tennis player Andy Murray has announced plans to marry Fred Perry's daughter Penny in a ceremony at Wimbledon's Centre Court next month. Murray became the first Briton in 77 years to win the Mens Singles championship at Wimbledon...
Read full storyReality a shifting matrix of illusions
So, philosophy has had a troubled past. Not the least with Descartes disappearing in a bar when the waitress asks him whether he would like a drink or not, but also it was troubled for Plato - he's still shackled in his chains in the eternal shadows. In that bloody cave of his. And Socrates had to drink hemlock thanks to the Athenian democracy hating truth-tellers... We have, it could be said,...
Read full storyTom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship
BEVERLY HILLS - Tom Cruise is an expert when it comes to being dumped and so he figured that he would reach out to his friend George Clooney who has just been told by Stacy Keibler that their relationship is over, kaput, or as they say on the History...
Read full storyLady Gaga Has Gone Off The Radar Screen
NEW YORK CITY - One of the Big Apple's most recognizable citizens has virtually fallen off the radar screen. Friends of the highly costumed singer Lady Gaga are reporting that they have no idea what is going on with the "Born This Way" singer.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Talks About Her Short Shorts
SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus was out on the Santa Monica Pier with her younger sister Noah Lindsey Cyrus. The former star of the Disney show Hannah Montana has had more than her share of ups and downs lately. Cyrus spoke to Vodka Vermicelli with iRu...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!
NEW YORK CITY - Friends of Angelina Jolie, 38, are very concerned at her tremendous weight loss. One longtime friend identified as Ribby Ping, 40, said that at first everyone just figured that Angie had one hell of a tapeworm. But after X-rays...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen and Russell Brand Both Want To Date The Salaciously Sexy Stacy Keibler
HOLLYWOOD - Like sharks at a feeding frenzy Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand wasted no time in letting it be known that each one would love to go out on a date with the salaciously sexy Stacy Keibler. And as Dr. Watson once said, "Well duh, no kidd...
Read full storyElisabeth Hasselbeck Joins Sarah Palin At FOX News Setting The Stage For A Palin-Hasselbeck Presidential Ticket In 2016
LOS ANGELES - Two longtime View hosts, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are leaving the daytime talk show. Behar plans to open up a clothes-optional comedy club in the Bronx and Hasselbeck has been signed to appear on FOX News to basically give...
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