Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

image for Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship
Tom figures that drinking a little whiskey may help George get over his bruised ego. (Photo from the Mel Gibson Collection).

BEVERLY HILLS - Tom Cruise is an expert when it comes to being dumped and so he figured that he would reach out to his friend George Clooney who has just been told by Stacy Keibler that their relationship is over, kaput, or as they say on the History Channel; it's history.

Reports are that Stacy simply got tired of George telling her that he did not want her wearing high heel shoes because flat footed she was taller than him so with heels she would tower over the 52-year-old actor.

Tom says that he knows exactly how it feels since he himself was tossed in the relationship dumpster by his confused, iceberg of an ex-wife Katie Holmes.

And so he called up George but his answering service said that he was not taking any calls unless it was from President Obama.

Cruise decided that he would attempt to disguise his voice and try and sound like the president. But alas the woman who answered the phone caught onto him and told him to never try that stupid stunt again.

SIDENOTE: Tom told his hairdresser that hopefully George will call him.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more