Bullies Unite at Super Bowl Against Gay Youth
Oooppps! The 49ers discover they side with bullies after all. When several San Francisco players found out they had helped those who want to come out, they hid their heads in the sand like an ostrich. Yes, tough guys Isaac Sopoaga and Ahmad Bro...
Read full storyEx Tesco boss, Sir Terry Leahy, loves boarded up high street shops!
Sir Terry Leahy, ex supermarket boss sitting on a "Desert Island Disc" has said he just loves boarded-up shops in the high streets of Britain because it means more customers for his beloved supermarket and the death of the "little shops and their own...
Read full storyQueen Alters Queen's Speech
In a move that has put the constitutional cat among the pigeons, the Queen has altered the speech she is going give to the House of Commons outling 'her Government's' programme. In a passage aboloshing the hereditary element from the House of Lord...
Read full story'Alzheimer Avoidance' surgery is a scam
The removal of Ozzy Osborne's entire brain in recent ground-breaking 'Alzheimer Avoidance' surgery has been hailed as a stroke of genius. Neurosurgeons worldwide have called the audacious surgery - designed and implemented by Mr Adam Spoofery of Sa...
Read full storyWing shortage impacts Super Bowl team
San Francisco, CA - The 49ers public relations manager, Mr. Phlapper, told reporters tonight that the team is concerned about the global wing shortage. "We heard on the T.V. that there is a massive shortage of wings. I mean, there just aren't any...
Read full storyJohnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir
ENCINO, California - It appears that the former Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has finally decided to participate in the dating game. Katie, who recently stated that she plans on giving up acting in order to fulfill her life long dream of being a s...
Read full storyHobbits Vow to Avenge the Murder of the Elf King
The untimely murder of the Elf King has the Hobbit nation in an uproar and they have vowed to avenge the murder. "Three teenaged boys carried out the murder," said a spokesman for the Hobbit Nation. "They kill him out of sport which make no sen...
Read full storyLada Gaga's Female Bed Partner Wants Lots of Money
NEW YORK CITY - In a rather strange development Lady Gaga's long time assistant and pedicurist Jennifer "Hey Girl" O'Neill has stated that she is owed lots of money by her former boss Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga.
Read full storyUpside Down and Nowhere to Go
The lovely Mrs. Claire and I are hanging upside down in our car. This is not a comfortable position - trust me. After I'm sure we've stopped moving, I ask her if she's ok, which is really the only thing that matters to me. She assures me that she is, and asks the same of me. After a few seconds of silence, I state what was probably obvious to her: "Honey, I am so glad you're ok. I think we're...
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