Becks slaps Zlatan's bum in gay Paris; cheeky!
After his first appearance in a Paris St Germain shirt David Beckham was so excited after the whistle blew and rushed over to Zlatan Ibrahimovic and slapped his bum! During the game, the veteran Man United & England star, provided a deft touch...
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Transportation Security Administration airport workers intentionally blew up a passenger today after he began acting suspiciously. "The male subject was very nervous, and he had no identification and no luggage, and he refused to identify himsel...
Read full storyRafa Benitez 'has a dossier on every single Chelsea fan'
Rafa 'mad dog' Benitez was expected to be seen at Stamford Bridge for the last time this morning to clear his desk following his bizarre rant at Wednesday nights press conference after the 2-0 win over Middlesbrough in the FA Cup. The fat Spaniard...
Read full storyStudy Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word
ATLANTA, GA- After a long, six month research period it was discovered that conversate is not a word. This study comes from 40 year old, Geoffrey Bentine, who while in a conversation with a friend said, "Can we conversate later?" In turn his frie...
Read full storyRevolving Door on Brandon Lloyd, Caught in the Turnstile
At long last there are negative reports on Brandon Lloyd of the Patriots. Now the buzz has developed into a low murmur that states he is disliked by everyone. Well, we expected that anyone who took Ochocinco's number was asking for trouble. To put...
Read full storyGeorge Soros betting on Queen's St David's Day abdication
New York - The billionaire's Soreass Fund Management Corp has taken a huge punt on the octogenarian Cold War figurehead's downfall tomorrow. It follows a blind tasting of his tea leaf reader's annual Loving Cup message that prompted Soros to move...
Read full storySpoof Candidate for Election!
Spoof Candidate, Jeremiah Whoops, is standing in the next General election. 'This is no joke' he told reporters tripping him up on his way to the cabinet 'I really need a pee.' The hacks did not give up and besiged Jeremiah when he emerged. 'I tho...
Read full storyAlaska Admits It Has Developed An Atomic Bomb
JUNEAU, Alaska - After months of diligent research The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, is reporting some astounding news. According to ADDG representative Bagby B. Buckleybox his agency has learned that the sta...
Read full storyThe Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites
NEW YORK CITY - Self-proclaimed fashion critic Joan Rivers, who is 79, wasted no time in hurling her fiery insults at England's singing sensation Adele. Rivers appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight said that Adele, 24, is so big she has her own zip co...
Read full storyTerrell Suggs Tries to Slay Tom the Giant Brady
Baltimore Raven Terrell Suggs, charter member of the Tom Brady Fan Club, provided his usual insights this week by claiming everyone hates the New England Patriots. He means every other team in the league. He referred to the Patriots as 'arrogant'...
Read full storyMichael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville
EL SEGUNDO, California - Michael Douglas was recently seen at The Second Base Bar in El Segundo. The actor was sitting in a private booth all by himself. A close friend, who did not want her name mentioned, stated that Michael, 68, has confided in...
Read full storyAlabama Outlaws Accordion Playing
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - After receiving numerous complaints from the state's banjo playing residents, the Alabama state senate acted on the countless complaints complaining about accordion playing. State Senator Brisker "Tadpole" Tadfeller, 71, [R-M...
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Reveals The Season 16 Contestants
HOLLYWOOD - Tom "Smiley" Bergeron, the host of Dancing With The Stars has just announced the new contestants for the 16th edition of the hit dancing show. Bergeron said that the country music industry is well represented by two well-known artists...
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