Man on benefit calls for investigation into "continuing subsidisation" of George Osborne
A Man on Jobseekers Allowance today called for questions to be asked about whether privilege, massive inherited wealth, and membership of the aristocracy had helped to subsidise George Osborne's lifestyle as "a Vindictive Conservative Chancellor up t...
Read full storyRoyal family is worse than pleb scroungers the Philpotts says Bishop
Isle of Dogs - The Bishop of Barking says the House of Windsor has set a bad snouts-in-the trough example that makes reviled benefit scroungers the Philpotts look like Mother Theresa by comparison. Speaking to reporters at lunchtime today Bishop R...
Read full storyCarnival Cruise Lines Replacing Lifeboats With Tugboats
Carnival Cruise Lines, whose ships recently have been plagued by one mechanical problem after another, announced today that they are replacing their ships' lifeboats with tugboats. "We believe this is a win-win solution. The 24 tugboats on each...
Read full storyEntire NFL Team Could Come Out As Gay As Early As 2014
BALTIMORE, MD - Controversial Baltimore Daisies linebacker Chet 'Bendover' McHumphries continues to dispel his critics. No longer content to keep quiet on the subject of gays in the NFL, McHumphries insists that he envisions a future wherein an...
Read full storyDudley Do-Right Ties the Toronto Blue Jays to the Tracks
Red Sox manager John Farrell returned to Toronto where he managed a team replete with injuries and no stars for a couple of years. Toronto media is ready to cast him as their villain, as Farrell noted. It is a far cry for Dudley Do-Right of the M...
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