Newsnight exposes famous BBC children's entertainer as yet another pervert!
Just when we thought the BBC sex crimes scandal could get no worse Newsnight have exposed another major BBC star. The most startling claim of abuse in the programme appeared to come from a female known only as Soo; who claimed to have been abused by...
Read full storyTop Ten Republican Lies About Obama
"I have done everything I said I would do," Mr. Obama says at every opportunity. "But what I didn't do, I will do in the next four years." Yes, conservative sticklers will cavil that the second assertion contradicts the first. But common sense, liberally applied, allows one to understand the president's meaning, which is simply that he has kept many or most of his most important promises, as he...
Read full storyNew England Patriots Find Jack the Ripper's DNA Match
Aqib Talib sounds like someone whose picture may be hanging in your local post office. From pistol-whipping his sister's boyfriend to clobbering a teammate with his helmet, Talib could probably change the direction of Hurricane Sandy with his slee...
Read full storyPathway To Death Scheme Causes NHS Consternation
The controversial "Pathway To Death" scheme has been reviewed by a board of NHS directors and they have come to the conclusion that doctors will now have to get permission from people before putting them on it. Which is a shame for doctors as it will...
Read full storyKen's Knobbled Over Notorious New Job News
"Minister Without A Clue" Ken Clarke has admitted that he finds his new job "Mysterious and Baffling". Which is exactly what we felt about his previous role in government as well. Ken said: "I'm a Minister without portfolio, but what does it mean?...
Read full storyRomney, desperate to find a car company to back him up, locates a dealership in Vermont
HARFOLD, Vt. - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, after being lambasted by the general managers of Chrysler and General Motors for bad-mouthing the efforts in of President Obama in the car industry, has purportedly found a dealership in u...
Read full storyPresidential flip-flopper heaven as Mercury goes retrograde on November 6th
Washington - It's bad news for the Romney Campaign as millions of undecided American voters head for the polls under the influence of a rare astrological aspect on the day of the US presidential election. Tuesday sees Mercury, planet of communicat...
Read full storyPaper Tigers: the Boston Celtics Make a Great Mardi Gras Float
The Celtics rebuilding process now appears to have created a house of papier-mâché. Looking like Doc Rivers threw them together with pulp, starch, and wallpaper paste, the team stood around, like an ugly pattern on the wall. These players did...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Wants To Make A Comedy Film With Robin Williams
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Lindsay Lohan traveled to The Black Hills of South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore. She had been told by her therapist Dr. Ottoman Buxton of Tarzana, that she really needed to visit Mount Rushmore and take a good look at th...
Read full storyTornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire
WICHITA, Kansas - Two of the Midwest's most popular and experienced tornado chasers, Sterling Vittybird, 27, and Tranquillo Razzle, 24, recently got caught up in their work. The two were on Interstate 35, chasing a category 6 tornado that had form...
Read full storyNewt Gingrich: Obama Will Kick Romney's...Hairdo
ST. BARTS, West Indies - Former speaker of the house Newt Gingrich and third wife Callista were down in the Caribbean relaxing and getting away from the tons and tons of political campaign ads. According to a highly placed source with Gingrich's p...
Read full storyTeabaggers-On-Bikes To Vote For Romney
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Mitt Romney flew up to Alaska in an effort to try and convince the people of the 49th state that they should vote for him even though there really aren't that many millionaires in the Iceberg State. He was met at The Nanook of...
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