'The Spoof' Facing Backlash After Damning Leveson Report
Earlier today Lord Leveson revealed the conclusion of his public inquiry into the culture, practices and ethics of the British press. His report is particulary scathing when it comes to satirical website 'Thespoof.co.uk'. Describing the website...
Read full storyBlack hole spotted in outer galaxy is definitely female!
Scientists in Texas have discovered a massive black hole in the outer galaxy, NGC 1277, and have confirmed it as definitely being female nicknaming it The Praying Pussy! Observing the black hole devour circulating stars reminded one scientist, Pro...
Read full storyUnstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!
WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
Read full storyPublic Cash Studies
Scientists love nothing more than wasting public funding on conducting experiments that have conclusions children could have come up with. Back and to the Left news, sick of seeing so much money getting flushed down the toilet, pulled together some of the most meaningless studies science has completed in the past year. Please note this is not a bitter vendetta against the scientific community beca...
Read full storyCross Dressers can become bishops
The Church of England, also known as the Anglican Church, the Protestant Church and the Church of King Henry the Eighth, voted recently to disallow women from become bishops, although they can become other members of the clergy, including monks. T...
Read full storyThe Bastard's Guide to the London Underground
Living and working in London inevitably leads to suffering the subterranean cesspit that is the Underground system. This is a clarion call to all the selfish, unreasonable, obnoxious and fantastically annoying individuals out there using the Tube. To help in your quest for attaining universal disdain and irritation from all your fellow passengers, I've prepared a handy cut out and keep guide for y...
Read full storyIsle of Wight News - The island voted Top TV Destination
The Isle of Wight has been identified as the place in the UK with more transvestites than any other, with Ryde being the town with more cross dressers than any other town in the UK. "It's been estimated," said councillor, David Pugh, in a lovely p...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Wants To Date Angus T. Jones
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan says she watched the Internet video of Angus T. Jones badmouthing Two and A Half Men, the show that pays him an astounding $350,000 a week just to utter a few lines that any 19-year-old boy in the good old USA could do.
Read full storyRajon Rondo Fights Kris Humphries-and Other Fantasies
Boston Celtics attack dog and sometime point guard pipsqueak Rajon Rondo decided to fight Kris Humphries of the Brooklyn Nets, like a deranged Chihuahua taking on a feisty Afghan hound. We once saw a toy French Poodle go beserk when he saw a Clyde...
Read full storyDemi Moore Finally Finds Another "Boy-Toy"
CHICAGO - Demi Moore was in the Windy City shopping for a certain pair of imported Swiss winter boots and trying to take her mind off of her husband Ashton Kutcher, 34, and his baby girlfriend Mila Kunis, 29. As she was strolling along downtown si...
Read full storyJessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby boy on May 1, and seven months later she is pregnant again. Simpson, 32, says that she is literally shocked that one of her eggs got fertilized so quickly. She commented that it is somewhat bi...
Read full storyTexas vet says DNA proves Bigfoot is part human, 'At least his penis is'
DALLAS, Texas (ABSNN) - Texas, long the foe of evolution, is back in the news today thanks to a report from a Texas veterinarian who told reporters that DNA samples prove that the legendary "Bigfoot is part human-well, at least Bigfoot's penis is hum...
Read full storyWhat Would Have Happened If Famous Singers Had Had To Go Through Simon Cowell's Gauntlet On American Idol?
Where would they be today if now famous pop artists had gone through the initiation process gauntlet that other contestants had gone through on the mega hit American Idol Show? If they had to withstand Simon Cowell's smarmy, dagger sharp verdicts many would have probably been mowed down like mushrooms to a lawn mower. Let's take a trip back to the mid 2000's and see how many of today's artists wou...
Read full story'Fingers crossed the new Bank governor isn't George Osborne's Andy Coulson' the Leveson Report says
London - 'You can blame piss-poor vetting of talked-up NewsCorpse hacks for the government's embarrassment' the Leveson Report into press chicanery will reveal tomorrow. A sneak preview of Lord Leveson's probe shows the judge scratching his head a...
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