Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition
Singapore Expo will be home to the world's best and top breeds of nymphomaniac mice this weekend. The Japanese ornamental mice industry has a worldwide following of passionate enthusiasts, hobbyists and those in this business. These female mi...
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Details of the first phone convocation between Russian President Vladimir Putin and US President Barack Obama since the recent US election have emerged. The pair spoke about Syria and the opposing view that they hold on what President Assad is do...
Read full storyFeminist swims into the ocean seeking relief
A feminist recently profiled in the media about her rare sexual condition that caused her to be continuously sexually aroused - swam away into the ocean from a beach in Florida because she couldn't find a man, the Tampa Bay News reported. Sixty pe...
Read full storyNorfolk disc first evidence of fall of the Roman NHS
A gold earring disc, found in Norfolk by a metal detector enthusiast, was reported to have left treasure experts initially baffled as to the exact meaning of its decoration. Discovered in Keswick, near Norwich, the disc "is an unusual find for the Ro...
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An Indiana prosecutor says he wants a 17-year-old boy accused of stealing an apple from a grocery store to be tried as an adult. The Herald Bulletin reports the teen was arrested Friday at the Anderson Police Department on a charge of disposing of...
Read full storyWorld Nations, Sick Of The Conflict In The Middle East, Build A Wall Around Israel And Palestine
A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, have united to build a wall entirely surrounding both lands. These countries, having attempted for years to introduce peace initiatives to b...
Read full storyNaked, desperate husband searches for batteries as vibrator loses it's vibrations!
After 30 years of maritial bliss a couple in Dunfermline, Scotland, decided to spice up their lives by buying a vibrator for the wife because the man was entering his hit and miss phase and she too. They ordered the huge thing over the internet wi...
Read full storySir Partick Moore's RIP has left a huge black hole in our lives says Stephen Hawking
London - "His flagship Beeb programme The Sky's A Fright will never be the same," the former Lucasian Professor of String Vest Theory said today as news of Moore's death was announced. The 89 year-old astronomer and broadcaster 'went supernova' at...
Read full storyLove Conquers All, By Punching!
Rihanna and Chris Brown have been flaunting their new found "Stockholm Syndrome" (her) and "Power trip" (him) all over Twitter. Despite "Chris Browing" somebody now been a euphemism for domestic violence Rihanna has decided it would be fine to allow...
Read full storyPatrick Chung: Poster Boy for Basketball?
As we watched the Boston Celtics come back after a one-point loss in Philadelphia to beat the shorts off the Sixers next night in Boston, we saw one front-row fan with his little baby boy on his lap. The toddler was wearing a Patriots cap, cute as...
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