Big freeze warms up!
A sudden overnight attack by the "Big Freeze" has caused chaos all over Europe and the UK. Skidding vehicles, traffic jams, rail delays, snowmen and buckets and buckets of snow greeted Brits and Europeans attempting to get to work or bringing the kid...
Read full storyBookies slash odds on next royal to throw a sickie
London - "Prince Philip's the seasonal 2/1 favorite," online oddsmaker Aintogottaprayer.con sources said today, "but what with the Douchesse of Cambridge's recent nauseous attack we're installing her as the new 5/4 co-fav." The website's winter od...
Read full storyApple moves manufacturing to the United States
China - A letter addressed to TheSpoof.com from Steve Jobs was opened and published below this morning. Marked to be opened upon the event of my demise, the letter was opened in our news department and solemnly committed to print. To my managers and board of directors. It is time to move our manufacturing back to the United States. By the time you read this, the United States will be struggl...
Read full storyFix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things
A handyman from California who went missing six months ago has told police that he was taken hostage and forced to do odd jobs around a large house. Gordon Bucket said that after being hired to fix a leaking tap at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hi...
Read full storyA List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012
The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers. According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...
Read full storyX-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - CeCe Frey will not have a shot at X-Factor's $5 million first prize since she will not be in next week's semi-finals. The native of Illinois, who wore her patented leopard print make up on her face and upper left thigh, was the first o...
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