Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 30 December 2012

image for Jimmy Savile was Archbishop Cosmo Lang's little bastard
Shagged Cosmo Lang and farrowed Jimmy Savile

London - Government papers released this week show the sordid hatchet-faced cleric spawned a number of disgusting brats including one by the Queen Mother.

That offspring became a shoo-in to the Savile family after Sister Mary Bonkers, a low-IQ Catlick nun at a home for pregnant wayward women, took care of an informal deception - er...adoption.

A hefty wedge from Cosmo Lang soon silenced wagging tongues and ensured a life-long cover-up of Jimmy's horrible parentage.

Other brats accredited to the filthy C of E cleric - and subsequent Archbishop of Canterbury - include a daughter spawned by Nazi war scumbag Rudolf Hess's half sister Ann, herself Joseph Stalin's sibling.

And a son by Hess's wife Maria who like her half sister-in-law worked as a hooker for any political cause that put money into her pocket.

Commenting on the DNA analysis today a spokesperson from the UK's National Poisons Unit said the Old Queen Mum also spawned another son by Hitler's Pope Pius XII.

That boy became the Mossad/KGB/CIA triple agent George Bush Senior after the real/actual Bush was taken out in a drunken fight by Joseph Kennedy, US wartime Ambassador to London.

Meanwhile in London the Savile controversy continues to rage amid allegations that the Queen herself shagged Jimmy Savile - and farrowed their son Bob Geldof.

Traitor Anthony Blunt, the Queen Mother's brother, is Tony Blair's biological Pa.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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