
NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
The National Rifle Association, caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has been awfully quiet since the incident. The shooting puts them in a very negative light since they support the sales of the very weapons that tore up the bodies of the little kids at Sandy Hook. They have finally announced that they will be holding a press conference on the Friday a...
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Ritz Hotel in London's Piccadilly, wants Ritz crackers to change their name, as well as The Ritz in Desborough, Northants!!
Ritz Hotel, Piccadilly, London: Is it the Ritz or is it writs, the legal from! Accusations has been thrown around that there has been a theft of the Ritz 106-year-old five star hotel trademark, by 'commoners' and 'Johnny-come-latelies'! The prob...
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Fiscal Cliff to be twinned with Beachy Head
Washington - US Treasury officials are querying plans to twin the much dreaded 'fiscal cliff' with a notorious UK chalk headland formed during the last Cretinaceous Period. Beachy Head on the Southern English coast is one of the world's most notor...
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Moustache die-back disease spreading through Britain
Moustaches suspected of being infected with the killer tash die-back fungus have been found in privately owned facial hair in many parts of Norfolk, Scotland and Wales. The potential that outbreaks of the fungus have been found in home-grown moust...
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Anti-biotics 'have little effect' on holds
The winter may be peak season for wrestling bouts, but there is no point in taking anti-biotics to strengthen the holds that wrestlers use on their opponents. Indeed, say experts, free from anti-biotics, wrestlers with a rasping cough and a belter...
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Boston Celtic Paul Pierce Puts Time in A Bottle
Paul Pierce, Celtics Superman, became the oldest player to score 40 points in a regulation game in history for the Boston franchise. Considering the talent that passed through the Celtics, this is no flat feat. Coach Doc Rivers alluded earlier in...
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X-Factor: Tate "Cowboy" Stevens Wins The $5 Million First Prize!
HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Simon Cowell, who owns and appears as a judge on X-Factor, has never been a fan of country music, but as they say down in Nashville, "The city slicker has sho nuff done gone and changed his tune." Tate Stevens, who...
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