The Blue Square will be removed in the next version of Microsoft Office
Since the dawn of personal computers, to save a document, users have pressed the blue square. Back in the dark ages of the eighties and nineties, the operators of these archaic machines recognised the blue square for what it was, a picture of a so-ca...
Read full storyMexico And Canada To Invade United States Gathering Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Mexico and Canada have announced plans to invade the U.S. in search of weapons of mass destruction, or as the U.S. called them when President Bush invaded Iraq: WMD. Canada and Mexico will begin the invasion on the same day moving in a pincer fashion...
Read full storyItaly Hires Somali Refugees To Strip Stranded Cruise Ship
Rome, Italy - The Italian Government has grown discouraged with the constant delays that have plagued the engineering efforts to re-float the Costa Concordia cruise ship from where it ran aground, off the Tuscany coast. The now infamous cruise lin...
Read full storyLady Gaga Responds To The Fat Comments
DETROIT - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage in her dressing room after just having performed at The Carburetor Coliseum. She was asked about the fact that the venue had not been sold out and if that concerned her. The New York native put down her...
Read full storyCaterham F1 Team Signs Tyre Deal For 2013 Season With Fit Kwik
Struggling F1 racing team Caterham have announced that they have stopped using tyres purchased from tyre manufacturers Pirelli, and have signed a 2 year deal with budget tyre supplier Fit Kwik. The deal is the first major development the team hav...
Read full storyBoost For T Shirt Industry As "Fracking" Eclipses FCUK As Must Have Logo
The British T Shirt industry has received a much needed boost, since the government gave the go ahead for "fracking" to begin in parts of the UK. Fracking, which is a method of extracting gas from shale deposits, now also doubles as a new swear w...
Read full storyJason Trawick To End His Engagement To Fianceé Britney Spears
REDONDO BEACH, California - Jason Trawick went to Redondo Beach to purchase a High Wave brand surfboard just like the ones that were featured in all of the Frankie Avalon - Annette Funicello beach movies of the 60s. As he shopped at the Sir Surfbo...
Read full storyJamie Oliver's recipes are less healthy than supermarket junk food!
A survey has proven that beans on toast, pre-packed lasagne and supermarket ready meals in general are far healthier than Jamie Oliver's recipes in his best-seller cookbooks! The people who did the survey also went down to Joe's Trucker Cafe in Ba...
Read full storyQueen attends Cabinet Meeting at Parliament
The Queen today attended cabinet where she sat between David Cameron and William Hague. During the meeting there was a discussion on Afghanistan as well as a vote that resulted in everyone giving The Queen three cheers. One extraordinary piece of...
Read full storyThe Bill Belichick Xmas Special: Available on CD and DVD
Now available for a limited time, you can hear and see the vivacious New England Patriot coach in all his glory, singing and dancing up a storm. This annual tradition happens about as often as the Patriots going to the post-season. Like the endles...
Read full storySeven Deadly Sins to be replaced by the Seven Deadly Dwarves
The seven deadly sins have been in existence for as long as mankind has been able to distinguish between right and wrong. However, it has been decided that they need updating to bring them into the twenty-first century. "The seven deadly sins are...
Read full storyKat Von D Gets Engaged!
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D is floating on Cloud 9. She has just announced that her on-again, off-again boyfriend Joel Zimmerman AKA Deadmau5, a local L.A. disc jockey, has asked her to be his pe...
Read full storySofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar
VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call. The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...
Read full storyIan Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Deny They Lip Sync on The Vampire Diaries
LOS ANGELES - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, which is set in the fictitious town of Mystic Falls, Virginia are pretty upset with an article that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying. Somerhalder who s...
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