Rapture Index jitters: Falwell next?
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The fallout from the Pastor Ted Haggard outing controversy has sent tsunami-size shockwaves to fundamentalist TheoCon diehard Reverend Jerry Falwell's back yard amid unconfirmed US media reports that he has hire...
Read full storyMr. Bean Joins Dating Service
LONDON-Sources say that the lovable enigma, Mr. Bean joined a dating service yesterday in a move to improve his love life and "stir things up a bit." It was reported that the mysterious man joined Wretch.com because he had grown ti...
Read full storyVatican studies JP2 'miracle'
Vatican City - (AssoCIAted Mess): Claims that Pope JP2 Lodge once appeared in a vision to President George Bush Senior - prophesying that his namesake would one day be elected the US President who triumphed victoriously in the Whore Against Terra i...
Read full storyNude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma
JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.
Read full storyCandid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say
PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Scientists at Leland Stanford Junior University announced today a discovery that may explain why so many Thanksgiving dinners go downhill so fast and end so unpleasantly.
Read full storyStanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests
EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada -- The National Hockey League, which is apparently unaware that Canada is not part of the United States, or vice versa, today presented indisputable evidence from a study in the making for the last three months show...
Read full storyPrince Harry Dumped - Chelsy Can't Cop the Carrot Top
KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa - "His ginger hair and freckles make me puke, it's over between us", a seemingly tipsy Chelsy Davy was heard slurring as she lurched out of a wine bar on Thursday night, supported by a handsome black...
Read full storyExplosive Macca Video - He Tried to Eat My Other Leg
London - A close friend of one time gentlemen's companion, Heather Mills, has confirmed the uni-propped siren has given her lawyers secret boudoir video footage that includes a crazed and drunken Macca apparently trying to gnaw on her remaining l...
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