Bush Agrees to Supply Monkeys to Detroit Automakers
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush told Detroit's auto industry leaders on Tuesday that he will import "as many monkeys as it takes" from Thailand to work on vehicle assembly lines for Detroit's Big Three automakers.
Read full storyBritney Spears: No Longer Dr. Jekyll or Mrs. Hyde Because of Fed-Ex Sex Tape
LONDON - Britney Spears, is she the pristine clean little pop cutie, just one step removed from the Mickey Mouse Club? Or is she the very partially clad seductress displayed on magazine covers everywhere, and soon appearing in an X-rated romp near y...
Read full storyPope slams The Spoof
Rome - (ReUterus): Italian newspapers are fuming that Pope Joseph Ratzinger has expressed disgust at satirical sites such as The Spoof! that lampoon his boyhood Nazi allegiances and Uncle Fester-like beady eyes.
Read full storyDiana Fountain 'modelled on Dead Sea Scrolls latrine'
London - (Associated Mess): The mysteries of the crystal healing waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain were revealed today at a Dead Sea Scrolls conference convened by the Royal Geographical Society, which has described how the Hyp...
Read full storyPlayStation 3 Release Delayed Until After Christmas
FOSTER CITY, Calif. - With the scheduled release only a couple of days away, Sony Computer Entertainment America has announced a delay in the introduction of the new PlayStation 3 in the United States and Great Britain until mid-January 2007.
Read full storyNew Product Sweeping Nation in Sales
RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, NC--You've heard of pocket stud finders--magnets that carpenters and handymen use to find the studs in your walls. And water depth finders fishermen use to know how deep they are fishing. Well, now there's something a little different.
Read full storyDickens's Shocking Sex Stories
A fresh insight into the shadowy world of Charles Dickens was revealed today when a cache of documents was discovered hidden inside an old writing desk that had come up for auction at Sotheby's.
Read full storyPlaystation 3 Doubles as a Vacuum Cleaner
Bristol Parrish, author of the award winning pamphlet "For $499 DOLLARS This **** BETTER Do More Than Just Play Games For Cryin Out Loud" shocked the gaming community by revealing 101 mind-boggling secret capabilities of So...
Read full storySnow White charged in "Dumpty" murder
Never, Never Land - Snow White, legendary storybook character, was indicted today on first-degree murder charges. The victim named in the case was another popular story character, Humpty Dumpty. Detectives opened the cold case, after advances in fo...
Read full storyIreland develops "Spud Missile"
Dublin, Ireland - The Irish Institute of Potato Technology announced today that they have developed a new weapons defense system known as "The Spud Missile". This system is classified as a non-lethal defense system designed to deter and di...
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