Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'
London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...
Read full storyPresident Bush Solves Rubik's Cube "Lite" in Under 80 Hours
Rubik Inc, maker of the wildly popular Rubik's Cube last month released a "lite" version of it's mind-boggling squarepants shaped puzzle which the President of the United States solved in less than 2 weeks.
Read full storyGOP to Choose Slate of Half-Wit Politicians
Washington, D.C. Commentators throughout the civilized world continue to express astonishment at America's lesson in civics: in the United S...
Read full storyWalmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony
Walmart in it's continuing quest to put EVERYBODY out of business rolled back the Dow 365 points by going on a wild "Michael Jackson-in a-toy store" drunken sailor on shore leave type insane spending spree yesterday buyi...
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