
New Mental Disorder Found in Psychiatrists
Most mental disorders are found "by" psychiatrists. In an interesting revelation, a team at New York City's Ronald Reagan Centre for Liberal Culture has detected a new disorder "in" psychiatrists. The disorder, known as FHS, or Failure to Help Syndro...
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Defense Deals Blow in Coca-Cola Case
Atlanta, Georgia -- The three people (one woman, two men) accused of attempting to sell trade secrets of Coca-Cola to rival Pepsi are innocent. That is, if you believe their attorney, Thomas Tellatale. Holding a press conference in front of a huge...
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Video of 7 July bomber released
New Scotland Yard, London - (AssoCIAted Mess): UK cops have confirmed that the new video footage released by Al Jazeera TV of the 7/7 London bombing top suspect is of the Prince William doppleganger spawned by a lethal conjunction between Chancellor...
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Idiot Claims That 'Sky Is Made Of Wood'
Unknown scientist Zee Idiot Jr. has claimed that the sky is made of wood.
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Space Shuttle Discovery to Provide July 7th's FIREWORKS Entertainment
Space shuttle Discovery, LAUNCHED successfully at 1:39 CST, July 4th, will, according to some NASA sources successfully EXPLODE into a billion and one pieces .. IN orbit .. July 7th, somewhere over Texas providing Texans with the most specta...
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