Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.
As a follow up to the recently announced "Automatic Targeting System" by the department of Homeland Security, government officials released what they see as the next step in a process designed to rid the world of terrorists, trouble makers,...
Read full storyBarmy Boffin Goes Totally Bonkers - Believes Star Trek's a Reality
The Spoof can reveal tonight that yer man with the funny voice that's meant to be so bloody clever is losing it big style.
Read full storyHeadless skeleton is Roman congestion charge dodger
Trafalgar Square, London - (Associated Mess): Archaeologists probing the remains of a decapitatied first century AD skeleton believe they have stumbled upon the victim of draconian Roman-rule traffic laws, executed for straying into Londinium's c...
Read full storyTom Cruise and Katie Holmes slated to birth Anti-Christ
Tom Cruise, recently appointed head of United Artists, and new bride Katie Holms have been penned in as the stars of their second biological reproduction, "Birth of the Anti-Christ".
Read full storyModel With Two Arses Sacked By Fashion House
Top fashion house man at C & A is at the centre of a row about the sacking of its face of 2006. In a shock announcement today Group Marketing Director Henri Paul has announced that Bianca Spanka, the Ukrainian Supermodel, will no longer front...
Read full storyBush Administration takes unorthadox action
"We're going to play hardball with these pesky insurgents", announced President Bush today at a congressional hearing on the war in Iraq, "how can you run a decent war if the opponents don't fully cooperate?"...
Read full storyBritney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?
(Los Angeles--CA) As if the bad press buzz over Britney Spears hanging with fellow homegirls Paris Hilton and Lindsay "I Can't Spell, But Look At These Knockers" Lohan wasn't bad enough, the mud just keeps flying. This time it's...
Read full storyPrescott Scoffed My Darling Katie Claims Distraught Mum
Tonight Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, is in police custody accused of eating the daughter of one of his constituents.
Read full storyEastEnders In Sensational Seasonal Storyline Shock
In what's seen as a total break from tradition The Spoof can exclusively report that BBC flagship, the pile of turgid misery better known as EastEnders, will not have something terrible happen to a leading member of the cast in the Christmas Day...
Read full storyBritney Spears' Privates Crash the Internet
The entire Internet was brought to a standstill for twenty minutes last month by an influx of searches for pictures of Britney Spears' naked privates.
Read full storyWonka convicted of Oompaloompa manslaughter
Popular businessman Willy Wonka was beginning a two year stretch behind bars yesterday after a judge found him guilty of manslaughter.
Read full storySanta's workshop closed down by BBC's Watchdog programme
It looks like a bleak Xmas ahead for Santa after the BBC TV programme Watchdog slammed conditions in his workshop.
Read full storyCOBRA meets amid monstrous security fears
London - (Associated Mess): The COBRA intelligence committee has met once again in Downing Street amid growing security fears voiced by the Joint Chiefs of Staff after the unexpected discovery of a 70,000-year-old stone carving of a python's head...
Read full storyUK Motorists to Face Execution Under New Scheme
The government today unveiled its latest initiative in bid to cut the congestion on Britain's roads. Former British Airways chairman, Sir Rod Eddington was comissioned to carry out a study into the problems of congestion, and research results whi...
Read full storyRussian Ambassador Grows Second Head
The Russian ambassador to the UK, Anatoly Buggarrov was admitted to hospital yesterday after he began to develop a second head.
Read full storyChannel 4 opens door for inter-species presenters
There were chaotic scenes at Channel 4 today when it was revealed that John McCrirrick had been replaced in 1985 by a shaved Orang-utan.
Read full storyNaked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution
LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
Read full story"Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna
PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.
Read full storyWhite House does not recognize the phrase civil war
The White House has written a critical letter to Oxford University (authors of the Oxford dictionary) demanding the immediate removal of the phrase 'civil war' from all their editions and texts. A copy of the letter has also been sent to Camb...
Read full storyGovernment Report States 'Motorists Will Pay to Enter Cars'
A soon-to-be-released transport report from former British Airways chief Sir Cod Eddington is rumoured to include recommendations to the motor industry to change the way we enter our cars. The report covers 'revolutionary' solutions to Brita...
Read full storyMotorists to pay for smokers' ill health
The British government, in a bid to tackle the problems of traffic congestion, the environment and the growing cost to the NHS of smoking across the country, have announced plans for British motorists to fund smokers' ill health.
Read full storyUKTV Gold In Shock New Move Del Boy & Co Ditched!
Satellite broadcaster UKTV Gold has stunned the media world by broadcasting for 24 hours and not showing an episode of "Only Fools and Horses"...
Read full storyRudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Another Left-Wing Conspiracy?
Right wingers are calling this year's airing of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer," the longest-running holiday special, a disgrace to the principals of democracy. It is thought that the Christmas special, which has been featured on netwo...
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