O'Leary Threatens World Domination
Reports are coming in that a videotape made by Michael O'Leary, CEO of Irish No-Bullshit Airline Ryanair is hitting the newsdesks of the world.
Read full storyIrish Psychiatrist Discovers Terrorist Gene
Up to 15% of Irish people have terrorist thoughts and the single most important factor associated with such thoughts is a frustrated mood, according to Professor Thick Casty, Consultant Psychiatrist at the Madder Hospital in Dublin.
Read full storyBomb plot police search Chequers after suitcase find
Chequers, Buckinghamshire - (Associated Mess): Police from the Met's Anti-Terrorist division have extended their search for explosives to bushes planted in the Prime Minister's official country residence Chequers.
Read full storySuperman Stunned to be Listed on StayClearOfTheseMen.com Website
He may be a super MAN, but some women don't think the Man of Steel is a super DATE. Superman was appalled to see that he was listed on StayClearOfTheseMen.com, Mary Manhater's website where women share horror stories about their dating exper...
Read full storyNursing Home Terrorist Captured
Houston, Texas - Mabel Washington was fed up. She just couldn't take it any more. The time had come to make it stop, so she took matters into her own hands…...
Read full storyParenting: Shifting the Blame
A widespread occurence has plagued our nation. Shifting the blame. Many parents have found a quick solution to solving their bad parenting skills, and to abondon responsibility for raising their children.
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