Parenting: Shifting the Blame

Funny story written by Ron Kieser

Thursday, 24 August 2006

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Shifting the blame: A powerful parenting tool

A widespread occurence has plagued our nation. Shifting the blame. Many parents have found a quick solution to solving their bad parenting skills, and to abondon responsibility for raising their children.

A few interviews have been made for both mothers and fathers alike, and although they wish to remain anonnymouse, this is how they went.
Mother 1 - "Ever since the fad struck, I havnt had to raise my children more then a couple hours a week! Now i can blame video games and movies for all their actions, it is so nice to finally be free!"
Father 1 - "My son was arrested for stabbing one of his classmates, and the courts started to look at me! Luckily there were movies to blame my son's behavior on, so I was able to get off free! Who says its the parents job to actually teach their kids that movies arn't real. There is so much less stress involved in letting the media do it for me!"

Another couple had a slightly different outlook on it, showing their distatse for the media.

Mother 2 - "The media has corrupted my children beyond work. They have complete access to all of our adult material, and now my daughter is going to have a kid, from my own son! Things like that should never have been created!"
When I had asked her why she bought them in the first place, her husband quickly jumped in. "That is none of yer buissiness, now git out of 'ere 'fore I shoot ya!"

Parenting Councellor N. Wolfwood stated on sunday that "We are in a new day in age, and instead of just dropping their kids off at some foster home, they go a much cheaper way and just ignore them altogether. The lawsuits to the media bring them more income to buy their children X-Rated porno and Mature rated games."
His advice has given thousands of parents new hope of freeing responsibility.

Shifting the blame. The new fad, the new break for parents, and yet another way for parents to raise such god awful children. God bless america, and all it's great parents!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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