Terrorists Spare Virgin Air

Funny story: Terrorists Spare Virgin Air

Due to religious principles, (yes, those criminal thugs have a self-serving one) and not wishing to get into a negative relationship with the seventy-two virgins waiting for each in heaven, terrorist have decided not to target Virgin Air with suicide...

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DHS Publishes New Survival Guidelines

Funny story: DHS Publishes New Survival Guidelines

This afternoon, in an attempt to prepare our citizens to meet the latest challenges on the war on terror, Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff met with journalists at Pinal Air base near Tucson, AZ. In a 10 minute briefing, Secretary Chertoff out...

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CIA grass admits Nazi past

Funny story: CIA grass admits Nazi past

Berlin, Germany - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Messerschmitt): Award winning German writer Gone To-grass has admitted he was a member of the Waffen-SS during World War II and helped the CIA plant dud classified information about Prescott Bush, the Bush dynasty p...

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Bush Launches Campaign to Bomb Britain

Funny story: Bush Launches Campaign to Bomb Britain

Noting that Britain is becoming a "Haven for Al-Queda", George Bush announced, "Our War on Terror must continue", and began preparation for an intensive bombing campaign of the British Isles. The campaign will be modeled after his successful bombing...

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'Inbreeding' is behind rise in cases of diabetes, claims MP

Funny story: 'Inbreeding' is behind rise in cases of diabetes, claims MP

AN MP has caused outrage by suggesting that high rates of diabetes in his Norfolk constituency, which has seen a growing number of cases among children, could be the result of residents inbreeding.

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FDA Certifies Aspartame as Ant Poison

WASHINGTON (AP)-The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has certified the popular sweetener aspartame as an ant poison. "Aspartame was originally developed as an ant poison and it was only changed to being non-poisonous after it was realized tha...

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Toddlers Sprung from Shopping Carts; Havoc Ensues

Funny story: Toddlers Sprung from Shopping Carts; Havoc Ensues

The American Academy of Pediatrics has recently warned parents about the dangers involved in putting children in shopping carts, citing the statistic that shopping carts were involved in injuries to more than 24,000 children last year. As a result,...

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