Mary Magdalen Condemns The Da Vinci Code
New York City -- Mary Magdalen, recently risen from the dead, held a press conference in Times Square yesterday to condemn the forthcoming movie The Da Vinci Code. Wearing a Vera Wang red toga and Jimmy Choo gold sandals, she clutched a Kate Spade...
Read full storyCherie: it was nits
London, Monday 24 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): Downing Street has admitted today that the exorbitant cost of grooming Cherry Bush QC during the 2005 general election was due to an infestation of lice which had taken refuge in Mrs Blair's c...
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Read full storyHippie Terrorists Seize Coffee Shop, Objectives Unclear
Burlington, VT April 24 - FBI agents have apprehended a small group of left wing terrorists who apparently took possession of a Starbucks coffee shop in this small Vermont city. At least eight hostages were in the store when it was seized, though all...
Read full storyMr McMahon Chairman of the WWE calls Satan to help
Mr. McMahon The chairman of the WWE is asking the Devil himself for help in his tag team match against Sean Michaels and GOD at the next RAW PPV which is Backlash.
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