Written by rockbottom

Tuesday, 25 April 2006

image for Mr McMahon Chairman of the WWE calls Satan to help

Mr. McMahon The chairman of the WWE is asking the Devil himself for help in his tag team match against Sean Michaels and GOD at the next RAW PPV which is Backlash.

When we caught up with the McMahon's we were able to get a few words with all of the McMahon's.

First we talked to Shane and we asked him how he felt about his father making a deal with the devil. Shane's response was "Me and satin are real close. Satins like an older brother that i never had. He is a great man to look up to."

Next we asked Stephanie how she felt about the whole thing and she said" As long as i can bribe the devil with 24 bo08 access I am fine. Just don't tell Triple H. He's even promised us a mansion in hell which i think is very generous of him."

Tripple H then surprisingly interrupted our interviews and said " Satin can kiss my buttaa cause i am the gamemaaa and i am going to say the same old thinggaa till you fall asleepaa." He then proceeded to spit water into the air like he was trying to give himself some sort of shower. No further questions were asked of him.

Then we asked Linda herself what she thought and she said "I hate my family and I am glad there going to live in hell". Then she announced that she was getting a divorce with Vince and there will be a match on raw and it will be her vs. Vince in a hell in a cell match.

Finally we were able to talk to the Chairman of the WWE and founder of McMahonism Mr. McMahon. He then went on to tell us that he is changing the Scheduled match at Backlash from a tag match to a Handicap match which will be Shane Vince and the Devil taking on God and Sean Michaels. He then said that on RAW Satan will make his debut against the whole entire locker room in a hardcore like battle royal type match." Satin is the future of this company hell he's the future of this generation. He is the long awaited perfect world champ. Satan is even going to release a new cd with me as a special guest singing a duet with satin Highway to Hell" says Vince.

Through these we realized how lucky we are not to be crazy. We are also thankful that we have lives and that we aren't filthy rich. We also enjoy not having to compete other wresting company's such as TNA that like to steal non popular has-beens and make them champions .And if you like this story good and if you don't too bad cause there's more where this came from. Till next week this is Austin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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