Cherie Blair Shaves Head!
Today, amidst much controversy over the cost to the U.K prime minister's wife's hairdressing costs during the last general election campaign, (allegedly totalling some £7000 per hair follicle, per day), a press statement was issued by the Labour par...
Read full storyKing Kong, CPA, Storms out of Enron Trial
Houston, TX - Declaring "It's a jungle in there," King Kong, CPA, stormed out of a Houston courtroom and held a press conference on the courthouse steps. Chiding his fellow accountants for their misdeeds and lack of ethics, he announce...
Read full storyGazprom warns the world to let them Blow
Gazprom, one of the main suppliers of natural gas to Europe, has warned that blocking its plans to expand methane production across the region will advance global warming.
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