London Holds Tryouts For New Olympic Sports
With anticipation of the 2012 Olympics - which are to be held in London - growing every day, London's Honorary Olympic Committee has decided that the '12 Olympics should be full of change and difference. Therefore, all next week ideas for new...
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British Broadcasting Company? More like the British Brainwashing Facility!...
Read full storySubway Takes A Bath
Well-known submarine sandwich joint Subway has blown over $3,000,000 on plans for new stores out to sea.
Read full storyWikipedia Purchases Football Team
In order to boost the number of pageviews on its failing website, online dictionary Wikipedia has purchased an English football team.
Read full storyMargaret's baubles go under the hammer and sickle
Kensington Palace, London: Tuesday 11 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): Baubles once worn by Princess Margaret are to be sold off at auction later this year as the taxman finally catches up with descendants of the late HRH, whose demise in 2002 sent...
Read full storyIllegal Immigration Solution Borders on Genius
EL PASO, TX (UPI)-U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials are finalizing plans for a new strategy aimed at resolving the out-of-control illegal immigration dilemma plaguing America's workforce, economy and way of life.
Read full storyMissing Spoof Writer spotted throughout the West
Seattle, Washington - "She was wearing a blonde wig, and had no make-up on, but, we could tell it was her. We surprised her when we called her by name, and she ran screaming from the building."...
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