Paris Hilton Slaps Google with $50 Million Lawsuit
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Publicity-shy Paris Hilton has filed a $50 million lawsuit against the Google search engine. Lawyers for Paris Hilton are claiming that their client has been systematically deprived of income due to Google's practice of ignoring at lea...
Read full storyIraq officially runs out of people
BAGHDAD, Iraq - A landmark moment was reached in President George W. Bush's self-proclaimed war on terror today as the last of Iraq's citizens were killed in a suicide blast outside of the capital city.
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Due to the number of trips back and forth to New Orleans accumulating flight miles, President Bush will soon be able to fly first class free for the rest of his life after leaving office. Former head of FEMA, Michael Brown, described the Governor of...
Read full storyPrince William's portrait on show eclipsed by novel painting of Prince Charles and Queen Camilla
Sadly yet again, total farce has descended on the Royal Family just as the British public hoped and believed that the endless saga of the monarchy's endless ridicule would just fade away. Prince Charles was secretly bitter that Camilla had been exclu...
Read full storyBlair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again
The Labour Party Spin Machine spun out of control again yesterday as an 82 year old man was pushed to the ground at the back of the hall and had his bag of sweets taken away by the Labour Party conference stewards. Once the 2 thugs had easily twisted...
Read full storyBelgium to be rebranded.
In a move that has surprised the UN, Guy Verhofstadt, Belgian Prime Minister, has announced he will lead an initiative to rebrand Belgium.
Read full storyReservoir Dogs Run Free
The BBC, Sky, Channel 4, Channel 5 and the Arena programme, in association with Sony Pictures, The Biography Channel, Arena again, Spitfire Pictures, PBS and HBO are thrilled to announce a co-production with WHDH-TV, KACL and BobCat Movies to make th...
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