Bush Rescues New Orleans Residents from Estate and Capital Gains Taxes
In an attempt to reach out to the tragic victims of Katrina, President George W. Bush reassured residents of New Orleans that they will be exempted from estate and capital gains taxes for 2005. In a proposal to the House of Representatives and a nod...
Read full story65 Pregnant Students at Ohio High School, CSI testing the water
CANTON, Ohio - With sixty four co-eds at Timken high school in Ohio pregnant, the Bush Administration and Moral Majority have called upon Gil Grissom and his CSI team of investigators to test the water supply. Apparently the administration is no mo...
Read full storyBush Withdraws ALL Troops from Iraq to Assist in New Orleans Recovery Efforts
Washington -- In a stunning act of leadership President George W. Bush today announced the withdrawl of ALL troops from Iraq to assist in Hurricane Katrina rescue and recovery efforts. "It's simple," said Bush, for once not fumbling...
Read full storyPresident George Bush Coordinates Bible Drop For Hurricane Katrina Victims in New Orleans
WASHINGTON (AP)-US President George Bush has taken personal control of the coordination of relief efforts for the thousands of dying victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and throughout the Deep South.
Read full storyVictoria Gotti Gives Advice
Little Italy, New York---Victoria Gotti, widow of deceased king pin John Gotti, has broken her vow of omerta silence and chosen to speak up about her grandchildren.
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