Vice President Cheney Resigns for Health Reasons
(AP) U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has resigned from his office for health related reasons. President George W. Bush immediately nominated Halliburton Oil, Inc. to replace him.
Read full storyZellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"
Celebrity marriages, they never last, do they? Apparently by now you all have heard about the Zellweger/Chesney annulment. Us here at The Spoof have just found out from Renee herself that the wedding was a scheme to get back at her exboyfrie...
Read full storyZellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''
HOLLYWOOD-Tinseltown Attorney General Overlee Shameless has gained grand jury support for indictment of Hollywood sensation Rene "Roxie Hart" Zellweger for conspiracy, attempted murder, and most shocking of all, being a serial role killer.
Read full storyPresident Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective
After careful analysis of the Bush New Orleans speech footage by media sources and numerous fashion consultants and designers in New York, London, Los Angeles, and Paris, it has been confirmed that President George W. Bush addressed the nation on Thu...
Read full storyBush Vows Massive Aid for Storm Ravaged Oil Corporations and Rich People
WASHINGTON--President George Bush promised on Thursday that the federal government will give more than $200 billion to the hurricane-ravaged oil and gas corporations and rich people of the Gulf Coast in one of the largest payoff projects of its kind...
Read full storyBush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...
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