Bush Tapped for Nobel Honours
Stockholm: In an extraordinary meeting of the Nobel Prize Commission, US President George W. Bush has been designated the first recipient of a newl...
Read full storyChucky Announces His Big Ambitions
New York, Washington , DC and darkened smokescreens everywhere--- Chucky, the oh so sweet on screen movie horror and off screen local devil may care boy toy, has officially announced his intention to run for the Senate from New York.
Read full storyU.S. President Bush Nationalizes Iraqi Oil
Washington -- American President George Bush today declared the nationalization of all Iraqi oil fields, pipelines, and refineries. Offering reporters no opportunity for questions during the briefing, Bush stated "The American taxpayer shouldn...
Read full storyBring Me a 5-Bladed Razor, Lest I Perish
In most areas of life, I count myself a lucky man. I have a good job, a nice family, a peaceful home and, for the time being, no woman around to bother me. Each year when holidays come around and people start peppering me with questions about what I want, I’m usually forced to admit that I have just about every creature comfort that a man can buy. Electronics, books, aged scotch in a fine cut c...
Read full storyBlair: Pope should send HIS troops to Northern Ireland
London -- Arguing that religious wars should be fought by the faithful, not British soldiers, PM Tony Blair today called on the Vatican and Protestant "hit man" Pat Robertson to send troops to Belfast to either "Put an end to this vio...
Read full storyPresident George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans
WASHINGTON - In an attempt to regain popularity with American voters and to secure more Senate and Congressional seats for Republicans in the 2006 election, President George W. Bush will address the nation from New Orleans on Thursday to outli...
Read full storyExclusive - First View of Jordan Toilet Roll Holder..!!
With the OK magazine deal coming to a close, Mr and Mrs Jordan Andre have started to look elsewhere to fund their extravagant lifestyle.
Read full storyPetsRUS to market Cages for Children
Ohio -- Sales of extra-large dog crates skyrocketed at PetsRUS locations nationwide following a seemingly shocking report of foster parents who locked their 11 kids in wooden cages every night. According to several neighbors, "The kids were...
Read full storyWorld Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee
Washington - Some liberals claim George W. Bush doesn't utter a word that Karl Rover doesn't script for him. Apparently the leader of the free world is equally afraid to take a bathroom break without obtaining permission from Rover, or his...
Read full storyNation Waits as Bush Prepares to Take Responsibility
WASHINGTON -- An anxious nation is holding it's breath as President George Bush steps up to take responsibility for the slow response to the Katrina disaster. The event will mark the first time in his life the president has accepted responsibility...
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