Jessica Simpson Face Cream Disaster!
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Jessica Simpson recently came out of hiding with some terrible news to share with her many fans. Through her publicity agent, Miss Simpson revealed that she had been using a special face cream since she attended J. J. Pearce High Scho...
Read full storySaturday Night Fighting U.K. Style
This is a true story about my mate cliffy, that's not his real name it's just a name that's stuck to him since we were kids. Personally I thought that Michael Bolton would have been more apt as he use to dress and have his hair like him when Michael...
Read full storyCongress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"
WASHINGTON (API) - In order to eliminate a specific criticism of President George W. Bush, who pronounces "nuclear" as "noo-kyu-lar", the GOP leadership in Congress has passed a resolution changing the spelling of a subatomic part...
Read full storyPublic Library to File Lawsuits Against Copy-Machine Pirates
Mayo, Kansas -- The Comanche County Public Library announced yesterday it will file its first wave of lawsuits later this month against those it alleges are illegally photocopying copyrighted books, joining the music industry in its fight against pir...
Read full storyFox New Season to lead with Blowing Stuff Up
This Autumn's Fox Network line-up is to be led by "Blowing Stuff Up" with Kathy Lee Gifford, the show will feature items being placed into a large microwave oven and nuked on full power until they explode. Items to feature in the progra...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie says Brad Pitt smells 'badly'
NEW YORK - In an interview recently given by Angelina Jolie, the actress says she "thinks the world" of Brad Pitt - but never slept with him, probably because "he smells badly."...
Read full storyReality Sex on Fox TV
The FOX Network announced a new reality TV show for the fall lineup. Each weekly episode will feature a well known Hollywood or small screen celebrity traveling to a different city or location and having sex with the ordinary folks who happen to live...
Read full storyGeorge Bush: "We're on a mission from God."
Today (actually yesterday to be more precise), serious academics gathered (all neatly dressed in the usual clichéd 'tank-top and nerdy glasses' uniform) to pose the distressing and disturbing question; 'Could George Bush be the 3rd Blues...
Read full storyLance Armstrong Bitten by Dog with Fake Testicles
Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong was today bitten by a German shepard dog sporting fake testicles, sold commercially as "Neuticals." Armstrong's injuries were not serious, although psychiatrists have warned...
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