World Mourns the Passing of Nipsey Russell
New York - As the world struggles to deal with the losses to two great 1960s funnymen - Bob Denver and Don Adams - death has mercilessly struck again, this time claiming Nipsey Russell at age 80. Perhaps best known for his versified responses on pop...
Read full storyThe King is dead long live the King
Elvis Presley's death is well documented he stayed up all night on the 16th august 1977. He had entertained friends, played the piano and sang, and even played racquetball in the early morning, just before retiring around 8am. His fiancée, Ging...
Read full storyFat People to Be Banned in English Schools
Fat people are to be banned from entering, or enrolling at English schools.
Read full storyFor High Court Nominee Miers, If the Robe Fits, Swear It
CAPITOL HILL-Harriet Miers, George W. confidant and new-crony-on-the-hill Supreme Court nominee, will soon become a household word across America and around the world. The fact that she has been, up to now, completely unheard of, will be of no conseq...
Read full storySUV Owners Form Suicide Club as Gas Prices Rise
Detroit (AP)--Sales of American SUVs plunged in September as spiking gas prices pushed many consumers to buy more fuel-efficient foreign vehicles. Yet most SUV owners are now stuck with their unwanted and unpaid-for vehicles, and have formed a nation...
Read full storyZsa Zsa appointed Presidental Advisor for War Prison Reform
President Bush has decided that he needs another woman in the Pentagon. Officially an Actress, but mostly famous for multiple marriages Zsa Zsa Gabor has agreed to become a advisor on Jailhouse Reform for Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib Prisons...
Read full storyUniverse Not Real
This week Cambridge physicists revealed new findings concerning the nature of the Universe which are threatening to stand the Cosmos on its black hole. According to a recent article in the monthly Nature, the Universe never existed and therefore can...
Read full storyTom DeLay Endorses TIDE for Laundering Money
Washington -- On the heels of his indictment for violating campaign finance laws, fomer House Majority Leader Tom DeLay today offered a stunning endorsement of fresh-scent TIDE detergent for money laundering. "Whether it's the stench of cor...
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