Area 51 Releases UFOs to Aid Gulf Coast Victims
Waveland, MS -- With relief supplies traveling so slowly to the remote areas of the massive destruction along the Mississippi Gulf Coast, General C. Manley, USAF, of Area 51 announced to Waveland shortwave radio operators and law enforcement Friday f...
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Yankee Stadium, The Bronx---New York Yankee Manager Joe Torre has announced the official slogan for his team for their upcoming playoff and championship games as "Kno more blaughck head plays."...
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One month after the horrifying hurricane Katrina completely decimated the Mississippi Gulf Coast, life is returning with a hardened edge. "We got the water and food coming in pretty regular now, but now we need to clean up this mess," an unidenti...
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