Governor Schwarzenegger Debates Liberals Beatty and Reiner
Death Valley, California---Liberal Warren Beatty has decided to debate Gubernator Arnold Schwarzenegger in an effort to enlighten the California and, by extension, national electorates on the special issues this country faces.
Read full storyBush Renounces God
Senior White House staff members were left in a state of stunned silence Saturday when President Bush, in a rare display of lucidity and erudition, told a gathering of evangelical Christian leaders that Jesus and God were "illusions" and wo...
Read full storyRingo's old home faces destruction
LIVERPOOL, Great Britain - Former Beatles drummer, actor and ex-drunk Ringo Starr was vocal about the people fighting to save his old home from being torn down. "Don't bother," Starr said.
Read full storyAt GM The Future Is Now
Cadillac, Michigan---General Motors is planning to make and sell the car of the future now meaning Today. It is a full featured spiffed up, spit and polish model with shiny gold hub caps and tinted glass visors for those who love the concept of tota...
Read full storyChristmas is Coming - Dump Rudolph!
As the Christmas season draws near in this time of "political correctness" I suggest we drop the sappy Christmas story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Though most childrens stories are politically incorrect, few stories in history have been as politically incorrect as this one. We will note that Rudolph was born with a disability and the other reindeer children constantly taunted him, called...
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