
Tweety Dead of Bird Flu
Warner Brothers' cartoon character Tweety Bird has been the latest death from the mysterious bird flu. Tweety was one of the first Americans and the biggest name star to contact and die due to the illness.
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Natalie Portman of Star Wars Films Clones Herself
Natalie Portman was a star in three of the recent Star Wars films playing Padme Amidala, former Queen and Senator from Naboo and love interest of Anakin Skywalker. She siezed upon and idea and the technology from "Attack of the Clones" dec...
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Tampa Bay Devil Rays Baseball Team to Change Name
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays baseball team has decided to change their name and mascot. "We aren't selling that many single game or season tickets and we think it may be a team identity problem," said club spokesman Phil Balk. "The t...
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Mary-Kate Olsen to Drop out of College
Mary-Kate Olsen has chosen to drop out of NYU to pursue a new career. The Olsen twin plans to become a cat burglar. "I watched an old movie on cable (Turner Classic Movies) the other night with Cary Grant and he was so cool. "To Catch a...
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George Bush to appear on ABC "Dancing with the Stars"
WASHINGTON (AP) The White House announced that President George Bush would be making a new effort to distance himself with all the political scandals that have been troubling his administration. White House spokesman Scott McClellan said, "The Presid...
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