For President Bush, Every Day Is 'Turkey Day'
THE WHITE HOUSE--As one of his most prestigious national duties, Vice President Dick Cheney has announced the winner of the Official 2005 George W. Bush Look-Alike Contest. The winner, shown here (the REAL George W. Bush is the one on the righ...
Read full storyJackson Pollock Paintings Unearthed
A number of previously unseen paintings by pioneer Abstract Expressionist artist Jackson Pollock have been discovered in Canvasville, New York State. Pollock, considered to be one of the foremost exponents of ‘Action Painting' - purportedly labeled d...
Read full storyBush to Bring Back Military Draft
President George W. Bush has decided to bring back the military draft in the United States due to declining numbers of enlistments. The draft disappeared shortly after the end of the Vietnam War and there has been strong opposition in the country to...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Invites Foreign Dignitary to White House
President George W. Bush, following protocol of over 200 years, invited a visiting head of state to dinner at the White House and offered the Lincoln bedroom for the night. Unfortunately for Washington D.C., that head of state was King Kong.
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