Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
Read full storySchwarzenegger: "I've changed my mind about executing Tookie!"
SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA (AP) In the final days leading up to the scheduled December 13th execution of Stanley "Tookie" Williams, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has changed his opinion about granting clemency several times. "At first I thoug...
Read full storyCheney Says Iraq War Critics Display Disgusting Morality
WASHINGTON - The White House today stepped up its campaign against critics who are calling for America to get out of Iraq.
Read full storyLady HIV Positive After Night Slumming With Tramp
High Society dogs may want to reconsider a night of slumming with the mutts after the experiences of fifteen year old Lady. Test today at Bellvue Animal Hospital revealed that dog is HIV positive and has contacted the AIDS virus. She also received...
Read full storyLook For Love...In All The Wrong Places
I am a US soldier currently serving in Baghdad, Iraq. The majority of the buildings here lack a functioning restroom. There are trailers that serve as restroom/shower facilites scattered randomly about the Camp I am stationed at, however everywhere you look there is a Port-a-Potty. So today while visiting my husband at a nearby camp, I was forced to use a Port-a-Potty. Some call them Port-a-Po...
Read full storyGeneral Motors (GM) Layoffs Examined
General Motors announced that they were cutting over 30,000 jobs and closing several plants. Analysts with the Michigan State Department of Labor have discovered the following jobs will not be cut in the layoffs:...
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