NY British Consulate Blast Damage to Exceed $300.00
Damage from the blast that rocked the British Consulate in New York City has reportedly caused more than $300.00 in damages to the building on Third Avenue at 51st Street according to sources at Harry's Locksmith and Window Repair.
Read full storyGlick to get ABC news anchor job
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The ABC Network has announced that when Peter Jennings can no longer do the network news program, it will take a radical turn of strategy and hire Martin Short as Jiminy Glick to do the daily program.
Read full storyEx tells Feds she married Sony's clone after Wacko died on rhinoplasty operating table
Santa Monica Lewinsky, California; Friday 6 May - (Rioters) A distraught Debbie Rowe collapsed in remorse today as Federal investigators probed her on recently submitted evidence in the Michael Jackson perjury trial.
Read full storyBody of Jesus Found Outside Jerusalem
A team of archaeologists from the University of Chicago, working with the Israeli Museum of Aniquities, has disovered a burial site three kilometers outside Jerusalem with remains of three to five bodies believed to date from the 1st century AD. &qu...
Read full storyLabour victory heralds Sith takeover of Britain
London. Panic has spread through the streets of the English capital and other major cities after an army of black-suited monsters terrorised citizens with swords made from 'beams of light'. As soon as Labour's victory was confirme...
Read full storyLester M. Crawford, DVM, Calling the Shots on New FDA Rules
New York. The Food and Drug Administration is about to implement new rules stating that any man that has willingly registered and/or voted Democratic within the last twenty years will no longer be accepted as an anonymous sperm donor. Each...
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