Exploding sausage crucial in criminal love syndrome
IDA, N.H. -- In early 1973 or maybe it was earlier, in 1954, an armed robber by the name of Tick lumbered into a bank in downtown Svengarden, Sweden. Firing shots as he came in, he took one women and a man hostage, strapped explosive Italian sausage...
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Trenton, NJ--Not content with developing, ravaging, and pillaging the formerly rural state of New Jersey, several major builders in the state have begun evicting 1 million residents from several areas, such as Camden, Trenton, New Brunswick, Newark,...
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