Fourth Little Piggy Sues Arby's
The fourth Little Piggy has filed a discrimination suit against the Arby's restaurant chain due to their refusal to serve him a roast beef sandwich. In a press conference his cousin's house made of bricks, the Pig said: "I was hungry and just wa...
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For ages conspiracy theorists have pointed fingers at Masons, accusing them of being an evil occult order that seeks world domination and sticks its shadowy fingers into every nook and cranny of the world's governments and finances. But just precise...
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After recently spending time with Aussie boxing champion, Kostya Tszyu, Australian Russell Crowe 41, was out to test the waters. When the telephone in his hotel room didn't work he approached the porter in the lobby. Russell did his best to provoke a...
Read full storyBush tells Karzai he's not a monkey but still has to wear the costume
Following deadly riots over Newsweek's later-retracted story about US military guards flushing Qurans down the toilet and reports of prisoner abuse at detention centers in the Middle East and Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, Afghan president Hamid Karzai de...
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