500 lb. Bigfoot Baby Spots Elvis in UFO
(AP) Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. "The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done...Read full story
Neil Armstrong wants his hair back!
REUTERS -- Neil Armstrong wants His Hair Back![/b ]Insiders hint at stash for later wig use. Neil Armstrong has sent in the lawyers, demanding the enterprising barber who sold off his precious locks, either return them or donate the $3,000.00Read full story
Pope Condones Gay Marriages Between Rabbits
Pope Benedict, in his first clear pronouncement on gay marriages since his election, condoned same-sex unions as fabulous expressions of "anarchic freedom" that enhance the richness of the future of the human family. "Look at rabbits, bounc...Read full story