Republican senators pass law forcing new trial for Michael Jackson
A group of Republican senators rushed to Washington in the middle of the night to pass emergency legislation to force a retrial in the recently concluded Michael Jackson child molestation case.
Read full storySearch Called Off for Missing American Teen In Aruba
ORANJESTAD, Aruba - The search for American teenager Aaron Dover was called off Friday in Aruba. Aaron Dover was reported missing Wednesday, June 15th, to Aruban authorities by his brother Ben. Ben claims he and his brother were returning from the be...
Read full storyOops! He Did It Again!
Unhappy with his frustrating experiences in the Democratic primaries and with opposition to his cantankerous approach to on the record political business, Howard Dean, the gadfly of modern politics, has taken out his Munchausen by proxy syndrome ange...
Read full story'Create your own blood' vessels grows scientists' engineering success into brain transplants
London based scientists have raced ahead in the search for Enhanced Artificial & Natural Intelligence (EANI) by discovering how to grow their own blood vessels into natural objects including Citrullus vulgaris.
Read full storySummertime: A Time For Hot Dogs, The Beach and Impeachment
Well, it's summertime and and once again Washington watchers are gearing up for that age old pastime: that's right folks...it's Impeachment Season. The warm and balmy months in our nations capitol are traditionally a time for frolicking poolside and attempting to bring down our nations leaders. It will be remembered by the half dozen Americans who actually pay attention to what...
Read full storyRadio DJ Fired For Having No Face
Ireland - The presenter of the popular Irish national radio show 'Gardener's Gripes', a show that helps solve listener's gardening problems, Colm Hargreaves, was today acrimoniously sacked by executives of RTE Radio (Ireland...
Read full storyNanobug "Eater" Outbreak Contained, Claims Pentagon
Washington, DC (AP)-The recent outbreak of nanobug "eaters" which has reduced the immense Pentagon building to a "gray goo" has been contained, claimed Colonel Bull Buntline at a hastily called and sparsely attended news conference at a Howard Johnso...
Read full storySurgeon General's Office Finds Multiple New Problems with Smoking
The Surgeon General's office released a report today that cigarette smoking contains dangers other than just lung and throat cancer. Dewey Flintlock, official spokesman, said in an interview that these dangers are far reaching. "Have you ever notic...
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