67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines
A new survey shows that a staggering 67% of surveys carried out are done purely for newspaper articles and headlines and not research.
Read full storyMob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%
Jersey City, NJ -- After two full days of meetings with representatives from the five major crime families, Central Mob Bank Chief Al Giorbilini has decided to raise interest rates on all loans by 5000 basis points to 35.5%.
Read full storyWhen "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far
ALAPAHA, GA (AP) A giant wild hog fever is running rampant. The recent kill of the 1000 pound feral hog called "Hogzilla" has everyone catching the idea of hunting for unique animals.
Read full storyNew Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"
Deerborne, MI-- Ford Motor Company unveiled plans for its highly anticipated 2006 model "Equis LX," a vehicle that may very well revolutionize the automotive industry.
Read full storyMichael Jackson To Enter Drinks Market
Michael Jackson plans to produce and sell his own brand of Jesus juice. The product ,aimed at 10-14 year old boys, will be available from Grocery Stores and Sex Shops at the start of next year and will come in 500ml cans marked "Sprite" And...
Read full storyFidel Castro to retire to the U.S.
Havana -- On August 13, he turns 79; and for one that has lived a life like that of Fidel Castro, all that is left to do is retire. "And maybe swing a golf club or two," said Castro at a going-away party for the Iraqi ambassador just last week in Ha...
Read full storySaddam Hussein/WMD Report Vindicates George W. Bush
President George W. Bush has pointed to the report by weapons inspectors saying that Saddam Hussein had no Weapons of Mass Destruction as proof positive that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction. Speaking on the campaign trail, Bush told a...
Read full storyGerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) has found another stash of rodents. However, this time, they appear to have mutated into a viscous snarling mouth frothing breed that will certainly have to be culled by the most huma...
Read full storySupreme Court Nominee John Roberts Calls On George W. Bush To Fire Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.
Just days after being nominated by President George Bush to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, DC Circuit Court Judge John Roberts has thrown the White House a curveball by saying two of the Administrations top strategists should resign or...
Read full storySlime-Based Ecosystem Found Under White House
Washington--An extensive slime-based ecosystem of knee-high mud volcanoes, snowy microbial mats and flourishing crustacean communities lies in watery caverns beneath the White House, say researchers.
Read full story"Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened
Redmond, WA. James Doohan, affectionately known as "Scotty" to millions of Trekkies and Engineers the world over, died quietly at his home near the Microsoft campus on Wednesday.
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