Kilroy-Silk Goes It Alone
At a public meeting in his East Midlands constituency, Narcissistic Personality Disorder sufferer Robert Kilroy-Silk explained to his fan why he is quitting the UK Independence Party.
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For the first time in several millennia Satan has appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness-clean shaven and wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey, jeans, and Blackspot Adbusters-was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the...
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WASHINGTON, DC --- Simon Cowell, the "butt-head" judge of American Idol, yesterday announced he will quit the show by the end of the week. Leaving his hotel two days ago, Cowell was assailed by five unidentified, masked individuals w...
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The Old One Two battled to a one all draw against the The Old Blundering Blundonian Blunderers 23rd Eleven in last nights Cromer league clash of the portly. The strong Old One Two supporters were amazed to see a team turn out excluding both "...
Read full storyBush Inauguration Security Breached !
WASHINGTON (AP) There was heightened security in the nation's capital for the inauguration of President Bush. All branches of the armed services including the Coast Guard were on hand to make sure that terrorists did not spoil the ceremonies mark...
Read full storyRolling Stone: No Qualms With Bible, But Zondervan Translation Boring
NEW YORK --- Fed up with the recent neo-con talk radio rants regarding its refusal to sell advertising space to Zondervan's latest translation of the Bible, the TNIV Bible, RollingStone magazine issued a statement explaining that religion was...
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