A New Season For The Old One Two
Sir Kerr MacRae today announced his squad for the forthcoming season dressed in an ill fitting kilt and reeking of Knockando. He was unable to hide his disappointment at the fact that his star signing for the season was recovering from pneumonia.Read full story
Blair agrees to take lessons on leadership.
In a frank admission of his need to do better, UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has agreed to go back to school, and take some lessons on leadership. Apparently, this was his own idea, and Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, had "no knowledg...Read full story
Bush Mobilizes Salvation Army
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush announced yesterday that with the holiday season at an end he will mobilize selected units of the Salvation Army in order to boost troop levels in Iraq. The designated units-the 15th Strip Mall Patrol and t...Read full story