Ireland Launches First Space Shuttle
GNOME, Ireland - Astronauts at the Experimental Space Center Institute in Gnome, Ireland, have announced the launch date for their first manned independent space shuttle "Limerick."...Read full story
Catwoman Unlikely Oscar Winner !
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Watch out Batman and Robin! Catwoman is on the prowl for an Oscar at the Academy Awards. The box office sensation has movie audiences lining up for tickets by the tens. Even sales of cat food, litter boxes, and hairball remedies have...Read full story
Girl Scout Troop Levels in Iraq to Increase Through 2006
SUMMER VACATIONS TO BE PHASED OUT...Read full story
National "No Name-Calling Week" Begins with Name-Calling
NEW YORK --- It was intended to be a week-long nationwide celebration of tolerance and kindness. Instead, "National No Name-Calling Week", an initiative, which has received the whole-hearted support of an array of organizations ranging from The Girl...Read full story
Bag Tax Protest Turns Violent in S.F.
A demonstration against San Francisco's proposed grocery bag tax turned ugly yesterday afternoon when thousands of protestors rioted in the city's Golden Gate Park. The demonstration, hastily organized by Mothers Against Dumb Directives (MADD), got o...Read full story
American Idol to Select Iraqi President
The new Iraqi president will be chosen by the popular TV show American Idol rather than elections on January 30 as originally planned. According to White House sources, continuing violence in Iraq has convinced the administration to seek alte...Read full story
Trump Enraged After Viewing Results of Target Gift Registry
Is Donald ready to tell the guests at his wedding, "You're fired?"...Read full story