Madam Tussauds Unveils New Model
The world famous wax works Madame Tussauds today unveiled their latest sporting hero waxwork, Sir Kerr MacRae. The model was created from hundreds of measurements taken from the infamous Player Manager of the five a side football team "The...
Read full storyBush Unveils New Initiatives Designed To Promote Self-Reliance and Increased Height
Washington, DC--Building upon his belief that Americans need to assume more responsibility for all aspects of their health, financial security, and overall well-being, as well as reminiscing with nostalgia about his youthful comment that poor people...
Read full storyPriceless Pollock Destroyed by Soccer Mom
PEQUOD, SD --- Last Thursday, working mom Nora Paskow taped what she believed on of her sons' art projects to the refrigerator. Now she and her family have gone into hiding, not knowing whether the ever growing mob of rage-filled art historians will...
Read full storyScientific Study II: "Poodles are Evil"
Gonad, Washington - After much study and collaboration, historians and scientist alike, have come to the conclusion, that poodles are indeed, evil. (This is a fact that many of us have known all along.) Poodles, in their words, are the spawn of Sat...
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