CORRECTION - Men have trouble hearing women's voices?
CORRECTION - An earlier news item regarding research results indicating that men have a harder time listening to womens' voices than other mens' voices was reported incorrectly.
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Crawford, TX -- President Bush has so far been unwilling to speak to the mother of a soldier killed in Iraq camped outside his Crawford, Texas Ranch. Yesterday, Bush sent two of his aides with satellite imagery of suspected WMD's and a copy of...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Refuses To Meet With Cindy Sheehan, Saying,"I'm On Vacation"
President George W. Bush, while on yet another month long vacation to his ranch in Crawford, Texas has refused to meet with mother of an Army Specialist slain in Sadr City, Iraq on April 4, 2004, or somewhere around three hundred thirty nine days aft...
Read full storyPresident Bush dares Bin Laden to blow up Texas
Residents of Texas are "concerned" after President Bush, in a televised message to Osama Bin Laden, apparently "blew his lid" after one too many Zimas and dared the terrorist to nuke the state. Bin Laden, unavailable for comment r...
Read full storyBritney Spears Arrested in New York
NEW YORK (Reuters) Pop singer Britney Spears is waiting to be bailed out of jail after being arrested Tuesday on charges of insurance fraud. Several international insurance companies are cooperating in the investigation against the 23 year-old singer...
Read full storyRagnarok to Start Next Tuesday
ASGARD--After a millennium or so of waiting, the Norse Gods have finally announced plans to begin Ragnarok, the divine war that will temporarily end all life on earth.
Read full storyBloomberg To Buy City Hall But Keep LLP
New York---Michael Bloomberg, the richest politician running for the all powerful and all consuming job of Mayor of New York City, has proposed buying City Hall and giving it away to what he considers a worthwhile, charitable group, possibly includin...
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