Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation
CRAWFORD, Texas - The sight that played out earlier this week was unprecedented as hundreds of thousands of tumbleweeds, loose patches of brush and a handful of broken fences fled the state of Texas in anticipation of the beginning of President Bush'...
Read full storyPresident Bush takes vacation from reality
CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush departed this week for his sprawling ranch as part of a month-long vacation away from the trials and tribulations of reality.
Read full storyBashed at Birth, Osama 'Born To Be Wild'
Bethesda, MD-A consortium of doctors from around the world gathered at the US National Institutes of Health to announce that they have discovered the reasons infamous genocidal terrorist Osama Bin Ladin has such a horrendous desire to, as they put it...
Read full storyBoy Scouts to Study Safe Erections
UFI -- Shocked by the electrocution of three Scout leaders at their national jamboree, the Boy Scouts of America today announced a new Electrical Safety Merit Badge, to be known as a "Sparky." Avoiding potential electrocution during tent...
Read full storyLaura Bush Feels Neglected
Washington,D.C. and Crawford, Texas---Laura Bush, the First Lady of this great land, is tired of the drudgery involved in being the wife of a world leader. She is demanding help. Not just from anybody, but from the Big Man himself, the one and only...
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