Shamu Tests Positive for Steroids
The Federal Government probe into steroid use by athletes nabbed another victim Tuesday when Shamu the Sea World killer whale tested positive. Senator Morganstern Coatrack of New Jersey, a member of the sub-committee investigating steroid usage, mad...
Read full storyChrysler Wants To Be Your Car Company
Detroit, Michigan and the Open Road ---Lee Iacocca , his entire family, and Snoop Doggy Dogg, and whomever he is chilling with today, want you to buy a Chrysler Plymouth car so you can enjoy a smooth ride in a smooth car.
Read full storyCivil War Re-Enactors Head to Iraq
Gettysburg -- Civil War buffs, always striving to make their re-enactments of famous battles "as authentic as possible" are reportedly headed in droves to Iraq to participate in the "Biggest Civil War" since "the War betwee...
Read full storyJapanese Robot Praises Cindy Sheehan, Calls George Bush "The AntiChrist"
TOKYO (UPI)-On Monday, anti-Iraq war protestor Cindy Sheehan was praised by a newly-developed child-shaped Japanese humanoid robot with a vocabulary of 10,000 words that is about to go on sale in Japan. The robot also condemned US President George Bu...
Read full storyRecord Afghani Poppy Crop
KABUL, Afghanistan - A record crop of poppies in Afghanistan has led to a world-wide glut of poppyseeds, a popular topping on muffins and bagels. Strict production controls established by the Taliban fell away following the US "liberation&quo...
Read full storyUK Requests, Gets "dibs" on Invading Iran
London - Following the 2001 attack on New York City, the United States invaded Afghanistan, and Iraq, Muslim countries that had terribly little to do with 9-11, other than the Taliban briefly harboring Osama bin Laden in remote parts of Afghanistan.
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